- Cordelia (two episodes ago): We have to kill Fiona!
- Cordelia (one episode ago): We have to kill Fiona!
- Cordelia (current episode): Fiona is the Supreme, you need to respect that.
Kristen Stewart has just been named the new face of Chanel.
I think it’s safe to assume that Coco and generations of socialites and ladies who lunched are currently rolling in their graves.
Let’s just take a moment and discuss how devastated I am that the three pairs of black skinny jeans I ordered for 60% off during a Cyber Monday sale won’t actually be coming my way because, oops!, they were allegedly never actually in stock to begin with.
I mean, sure, we could argue that I didn’t really need those jeans since my wardrobe is already 90% black, but…I needed those jeans.
Mama Joyce seems to be campaigning harder than any “Friend of the Housewives” in history to be holding a peach in the opening credits next season.