I feel like it was not too long ago that I was wondering what had happened to Jewel’s career.
Now we know. She’s “starring” in Lifetime Original Movies, playing roles that have already won other actresses Academy Awards.
I feel like it was not too long ago that I was wondering what had happened to Jewel’s career.
Now we know. She’s “starring” in Lifetime Original Movies, playing roles that have already won other actresses Academy Awards.
Remember that episode of Sex and the City where Carrie’s laptop crashed and she became insufferable? That’s basically me right now, since my MacBook hasn’t been able to turn on all day.
It will mean the economy is alive and thriving again. It may sound shallow, but I am beyond ready for jetsetting and shopping sprees to make a triumphant comeback.
The million dollar birthday parties for three year olds can stay buried in the annals of the early 2000’s, though. I won’t miss those, since they were simply a pissing contest for the mega-rich and the people who wanted to appear mega-rich.
Ending the weekend (and simultaneously starting the week) with a glass of sparkling pink moscato, which is quite possibly the gayest wine on earth.

Meet the Colbys.

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Just like Lois Chiles did to Mia Farrow before her, Elizabeth Debicki completely stole The Great Gatsby out from under Carey Mulligan.
