Wasted Days and Sleepless Nights

The ramblings and snarky commentary of an 80's Baby trapped beneath the rubble of the collapsed economy.

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I feel like it was not too long ago that I was wondering what had happened to Jewel’s career.

Now we know. She’s “starring” in Lifetime Original Movies, playing roles that have already won other actresses Academy Awards.

Remember that episode of Sex and the City where Carrie’s laptop crashed and she became insufferable? That’s basically me right now, since my MacBook hasn’t been able to turn on all day.

Elizabeth Debicki as Jordan Baker for Vogue Australia. 

Elizabeth Debicki as Jordan Baker for Vogue Australia. 

I can’t wait until the terms “staycation” and “recessionista” are banished from our vocabulary.

It will mean the economy is alive and thriving again. It may sound shallow, but I am beyond ready for jetsetting and shopping sprees to make a triumphant comeback.

The million dollar birthday parties for three year olds can stay buried in the annals of the early 2000’s, though. I won’t miss those, since they were simply a pissing contest for the mega-rich and the people who wanted to appear mega-rich.

“You must know Gatsby…”

(Source: gatsbyful, via garunriot)

Ending the weekend (and simultaneously starting the week) with a glass of sparkling pink moscato, which is quite possibly the gayest wine on earth.

Meet the Colbys.

Meet the Colbys.

Apparently, I'm not "allowed" to go outside.

  • Mama Winkelman: Sigh, I've been calling and calling.
  • Me: Calling and calling? My phone says only two missed calls.
  • Mama Winkelman: Yes! Calling and calling! Where were you? Why didn't you pick up?
  • Me: Sorry, I was outside.
  • Mama Winkelman: Outside? Outside!? What were you doing outside? Why did you go outside? Something must be wrong if you're outside! Is there a bird in the house? Is that why you went outside?

Just like Lois Chiles did to Mia Farrow before her, Elizabeth Debicki completely stole The Great Gatsby out from under Carey Mulligan.