I’ve come to the conclusion that I have a love/hate relationship with Kelly Killoren Bensimon. Sure, she makes my head hurt but she’s just so easy (and so much fun) to mock. In fact, almost all of my favorite Real Housewives Reunion moments have to do with Kelly and one of her out-of-left-field, crazy ramblings.
"The grass isn’t always greener. No matter how much fertilizer you use."
"Cartwheels have no price."
"Satchels of gold" (Not technically a reunion quote, but just too amazing not to include).
I especially love when she bats her eyelashes and starts flirting with Andy when confronted with a question she doesn’t want to answer/understand.
I want to scream A) He’s gay you moron, flirting won’t get you out of this and B) He’s not YOUR gay, he’s your ringleader. He’ll eventually make you answer something, even if it is unintelligible.