November 2011
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Another evening of attempted holiday shopping, another minor anxiety attack.
Clearly, it pays to be my close friend come Christmas. I’m cursed with some sort of sick disorder of only wanting to give amazing gifts.
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I have the urge to pop in “Gone With The Wind,” which is simply ludicrous, as it is 1:30 in the morning and the film is like, 500 hours long.
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TMI Post.
So…my balls keep popping out of my briefs today. That’s seriously about the most exciting thing to happen all afternoon. How was your 11/11/11?
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I can’t stop laughing. A gnat just floated by me and I seriously kind of shrieked and flailed my hands like the gay boy I am. I’m just a hot mess tonight.
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Okay, seriously. In what world would Charlize...
I already want to pull a Sassy Gay Friend and jump into this movie like, “Guuuurl…really now…”
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Lord help me, but I actually really want to read...
I just keep telling myself to be patient because this mess will undoubtedly be on the bargain books table at Barnes and Noble by March.
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The fact that "Revenge" isn't on tonight makes me...
Damn you, CMA Awards!
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Can we just talk about my amazing late-night dinner? A glass of wine (okay, two…and a half…), a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and potato chips.
I’m classy.
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So, has anyone who works on "Glee" ever actually...
…I’m thinking no. This entire hour was like the Hello Kitty version of sexual tension.
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Dinner conversation at the Winkelman house
Mama Winkelman: Can you believe this fool didn't even know what ermine is?
Me: I go back and forth on liking ermine.
Mama Winkelman: Well, mink is better.
Me: I prefer sable. And chinchilla.
